GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then th